I freaking love Disneyland.
I love it so much that I’ve been to Tokyo Disneyland over 20 times, and I’ve been to almost every Disneyland in the world except Hong Kong and Paris. I want to go there so badly, but unsurprisingly no one seems to want to go with me.
I can’t really put my finger on what I like about it so much. I mean, I like all of the movies, but if you asked me if I wanted to go somewhere that was like one big commercial, where they would play the same music over and over again, AND is full of kids, I would probably run away screaming.
Except for Disneyland.
I get that it’s not for everyone, but Tokyo Disneyland is even more magical than any other Disneyland in the world. I know that makes me so ‘basic’ or ‘lame’ or whatever the kids are calling it these days, but I DON’T CARE. That’s how much I adore the place.
Part of the appeal is the attention to detail everything has. From the gates to the rubbish bins, everything is so on-theme. The other thing about Tokyo Disneyland is that absolutely everyone gets involved – even the guys. Where else can you see grown men with mouse ears on? Where else can you find awkward teen goths inexplicably in a sugary-sweet theme park wonderland? NOWHERE ELSE.
Even the eggs have been genetically engineered to be on theme.*
I really couldn’t write about going to Tokyo without including Disneyland in the list – it’s always been a massive part of my trips there, and I always have such a good time. I also wanted to put together a list of what rides to go on, and what to avoid – and most importantly, what order to do them in.
Disneyland have this FastPass system, which is great for the most popular rides – you’ll get a ticket for a set period of time, and won’t have to stand in the queue for two hours waiting to get onto Big Thunder Mountain, or whatever.
Splash Mountain is the most popular ride by far, so I’d recommend going to get the Fast Pass ticket for that immediately (or being one of the first ones on, if you can). Make sure you try and get in there as the Fast Passes for that get taken up pretty quickly, and queueing is long.
The only rides worth going on in Tomorrowland are Star Tours: The Adventures Continue, which is a StarWars themed ride. The queues are never big for this, so don’t waste getting a Fast Pass for it. Buzz Lightyear’s Astro Blasters is a good laugh – you are playing against your partner to get the most points – although not good enough to waste a Fast Pass on, or queue for ages for.
Then there are the attractions at Fantasyland, which include Pirates of the Caribbean (a must, in my opinion, although it has gotten pretty naff after they made the Johnny Depp films about it) – It’s a Small World (the stuff of nightmares), Alice’s Tea Party and Snow White’s Adventures. I’d give The Haunted Mansion a miss – it kept on stopping, which is really irritating.
*I actually have no idea how they did this. I really hope it isn’t genetic engineering, because I ate that thing.